Blue Balls by RC Boldt
Release Date: August 8, 2017
What happens when the universe gets in the way of your “follow through”?
Truth: A painful condition caused by a prolonged state of sexual arousal without release.
Myth: Only affects males.
I’m beyond frustrated with the man who’s left me high and very far from dry. Multiple times. But, somehow, even though I’m not interested in a relationship, Mr. Tall-Dark-and-Handsome keeps me coming back for more—one crazy, sexual debacle after the next.
Come hell or high water, the stars will align, and the release will be out of this world.
I’m captivated with the woman who’s left me sixty-nine shades of blue, and she’s only in this for one thing. The first time, I blew it—and not in the good way—but I’m going to ensure we finally see it through. I need to put an end to this “plague” of sexual calamities and prove to Sarah that we can have more.
It’s time to grab the universe by the balls and show it who’s boss.
Blue Balls is a roller-coaster. Seriously, it’s one hell of a ride and I spent 99,9% of it laughing out loud! It can be read as a standalone but I definitely recommend Clam Jam to be read first (trust me, Ry and Maggie’s story is totally worth it).
Sarah and Jack have been attracted to each other ever since they met and now they are both single… and the chemistry between them is hot, hot, hot!
Sarah is hilarious. Her thoughts are a little crazy, she even compares her glare to Darth Vader’s “little Jedi move” (you know, he remotely – as in without physical contact – chokes people) and I loved her craziness but sometimes it got a little repetitive.
Jack is sexy, witty and so easy to love. I loved him in Clam Jam and he did not disappoint in his own story! Mr. Blue Balls is something else! Sarah and Jack really wanted to give in to their attraction but they kept getting blocked, it was absolutely funny and refreshing even though sometimes I wondered if it would actually happen between them!
While I kept loving Jack more and more through the story, Sarah slowly started to annoy me. I wanted to shake her and tell her to open her eyes to see what was right in front of her and of course that’s mainly because I really, really loved Jack.
If you love romantic comedies, I highly recommend Clam Jam and Blue Balls. Blue Balls is funny, sexy, flirty, well written, unique, low-angst and will definitely make you laugh out loud.
RC Boldt is the wife of Mr. Boldt, a retired Navy Chief, mother of Little Miss Boldt, and former teacher of many students. She currently lives on the southeastern coast of North Carolina, enjoys long walks on the beach, running, reading, people watching, and singing karaoke. If you’re in the mood for some killer homemade mojitos, can’t recall the lyrics to a particular 80’s song, or just need to hang around a nonconformist who will do almost anything for a laugh, she’s your girl.
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